Being nude outdoors isn’t a new thing for me, having enjoyed visiting naturist beaches for a few years now. However, these aren’t places where one can necessarily wear spicy clothes and pose in suggestive positions while a camera snaps away. And they are definitely not the places where you can enjoy the pleasures of stroking your boner and squirting cum. When the weather is acceptably warm, the beaches tend to be very busy.
However, I recently found an area that is a little more private and therefore possible to dress up in lingerie, set the video to record and stroke my cock until my panties and stockings are wet and messy. The site is a large-ish woodland area and in places is quite dense. The trees and foliage provide suitable cover so any casual dog-walkers and Sunday afternoon hikers are unlikely to see a lewd femboy strutting around in a bulging thong.
Having visited a few times I thought it was time to share my experiences and thoughts on creating lewd content in nature; things I did wrong, things I did right and what I’ve learned so far. As well as some practicalities and sensible precautions one should consider when getting naked and horny in a public space.
Finding A Suitable Area
You’ll need to find a suitably private place where you can stand and walk around in your cheeky outfit and won’t be seen or happened across by other users of the area. I found an area of woodland, about three square miles, on the outskirts of a town. It is popular with dog walkers and hikers, so I have to avoid the main paths.
Looking at Maps/Earth doesn’t help much because all you see is the tree canopy. This meant scoping out an area beforehand wasn’t really possible. So once there I started by walking along a main path until I happened on a smaller less-walked path leading off. I followed this until I noticed an even smaller and lesser trodden path. Eventually I scrambled through some vegetation and found a clearing filled with ferns. It is probably a hundred metres or so square, surrounded by trees, away from paths and has a dense area on one side that provides a space where I can leave my bag, get changed, shelter under trees in the rain etc.
Once you’ve found a place you think would be ideal, it is good to sit and wait for a while. This is to see if anyone else comes by. Scan the area and keep your ears open, you’ll often hear other people before you see them, even if it’s chatter or the crunching of dry leaves under foot. Or a dog running ahead of its owner. Another good idea is to give the visible perimeter a walk around. While you may have trampled in on one side, feeling confident no one will follow your path, it would be embarrassing to realise that in the other direction is a busy path.
Also it may be wise to pin the place in your maps app. I’ve wasted so much time trying to find the same place from a couple of weeks after discovering it, trapsing around in circles looking for that tree I remember. Or if pinning in an app isn’t ideal, screenshot the coordinates or take photos of the path junctions as you leave so you can retrace your steps in reverse when you return.
Be Prepared
Plan ahead what you think you will wear, and what you will need. Remember that you will likely have to change into your outfit in the middle of the woods. It isn’t always easy hopping around the wet ground on one foot trying to get a leg into thigh highs.
I try to wear what I can to reduce the amount of changing needed in the woods. So anything that can be hidden under a hoodie or jacket. Obviously panties and thigh highs, but depending on the outside temperature, maybe don’t pull the socks up under your jeans. And that, for me at least, tends to leave maybe a copped hoodie, denim shorts and footwear to carry in a backpack. Also, loose fitting joggers. These tend to be handy in case you need to pull on something quickly that will go over your shoes. They’re also handy if you plan to move between different areas but don’t want to have to completely change back to your ‘straight clothes’.
Other items I tend to take are more to do with the British weather and my own comfort. A small umbrella if I think rain is on the horizon. While I don’t mind getting wet, getting my equipment and ‘straight clothes’ wet can be a total nightmare. Normal socks, especially if rain is forecast – it means the journey home will be a lot more comfortable. A small towel in case the ground is wet or I’m wearing white thigh highs – any mud marks will show up as clear as… well mud actually.
Don’t forget water and snacks. And a little plastic bag for any litter. And in the summer, I take plenty of water. Staying hydrated is important, and trekking through the forest can be quite hard work. Also sun cream, again in the summer. You will know if you need this where you are. A hat, which for me is something I tend to wear anyway for my own privacy, but also helps to keep the sun off in the few days of summer we get here. Wet wipes are also a handy item to take, for obvious reasons.
And of course, accessories, toys and a tripod. I shoot on my phone, so that’s always on me anyway, and if you do the same make sure it is charged and you have enough space on it to store your works of art.
You will know if you need anti-allergy meds, or bug repellant, or even a small first aid kit. You will also know about local venemous wildlife and things that generally irritate. So if you need to consider these, consider them and don’t think twice about packing items that will help you. If you are going to be somewhere remote, tell a friend where you will be hiking and what time you expect to be home. Be careful and know your surroundings. The last thing anyone wants to do is to explain to a paramedic why you are in the middle of nowhere dressed as a French maid.
Buy A Tripod
Even if it’s a cheap one, a tripod will make your life so much easier. The first time I went out in nature to film my ass in a thong, I thought there would be loads of places I could hang, balance and lean my phone against. It really wasn’t as easy as I thought. A tripod helped massively – trust me on this one.
Respect The Environment
You must respect the area you are in, and there may be rules or etiquettes specific to where you will be going. Always close gates behind you, don’t drop litter, don’t feed the wildlife, leave the area as you found it. Don’t light fires unless it is in a designated area and safe to do so.
Plan Your Outfits/Scenarios
Plan ahead and think about what you are going to do. For me this usually starts with the outfit and goes from there. Sometimes I consider how easy it will be to change in the forest and just how practical this is. This has steered me away from delicate stockings/pantyhose for the time being as they are so easily snagged and laddered. I did also, at the height of summer, take only an oversized hoodie. It was really cute, but in 30°C heat, entirely ridiculous. I lasted about ten minutes and had to abandon my plans. I didn’t have a back-up top to wear other than the t-shirt I was wearing which didn’t really scream femboy.
Small items can easily change an outfit if you think about it beforehand. So a pair of denim shorts, and a mini-skirt. A little cropped tee, and a hoodie. As many different pairs of panties you can fit in your bag. Chokers, garters, sleeves…
Knowing what you are doing can also be advantageous in other ways. If you are planning to wear your hoodie home on public transport, don’t cum all over it. Planning your scene will also help with setting up your tripod and framing yourself. I tend to do a few testers to check backgrounds, where I need to stand to be perfectly in frame and for making sure the sun isn’t glaring me into a silhouette.
Know Your Local Laws
I am by no means an expert, but it would be wise to check your local government website for what the rules are on public nudity where you are. For Britain, it isn’t illegal to be nude in public. What is illegal is if you cause distress to someone by being nude. So at a designated naturist beach, for example, the chance of causing distress to a passerby is negated by carefully placed official signage. Naturist beaches tend to be known as such as well, so if someone complains, well they probably should have known better.
But I doubt the area you are going to is a designated nudist zone, and indeed the place I go to isn’t. So this is why I keep away from the main paths, make sure there is enough cover, and I keep my eyes and ears open while there. I’m also fairly certain there is a distinction between someone sunbathing in the nude, and someone masturbating. As in, you might get away with just laying naked in the sun, but performing a sexual act might be harder to explain away.
Safety & Security
As mentioned, you will know the area you are heading to, and hopefully what to expect once there. If you live in a conservative part of the world, you will likely need to take extra precautions. If you are in a nature protection area, there may be camera traps – motion sensitive cameras to capture the wildlife. While I doubt they are monitored live, if your activities are inadvertantly filmed, it may make the rangers fence off the area in the future, or make more regular visits to check.
If you are going into water – be it a river, pond, lake – do you know how deep it is, how strong the currents are, where the best exits are? Is it safe to be in the area after dark, is there a phone signal, are people generally LGBTQ+ tolerant should you get happened upon? Ask yourself these questions before you go.
Have Fun
But of course the most important thing is to have fun. I enjoy heading out into nature because it is peaceful, the air is much nicer, it calms me. And because I like stroking my cock in the forest. It’s the sense of freedom, it is quite liberating. It is also in the forest that I create editions of an irregular series of posts: The Curious Case Of The Disappearing Panties. Through the magic of editing, my clothes seem to disappear as I wander around the woods. Not to be taken seriously, it’s just a bit of silly fun. And having fun is the most important aspect.
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